"Off the cuff..." (Part 5)

“I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.” --- Sienna Miller

Enjoy this week's installment of Cuff Mate's funniest series!

Bisous,

Lee

"What’s up London?” - Brittany Spears, addressing the audience at her show in Manchester, UK

“I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls.” - Fergie

“I’m not a hero. A hero is a sandwich and I’m on a low carb diet.” - Shaquille O'Neal

"Off the cuff..." (Part 4)

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" --- Paris Hilton

Enjoy this week's installment of Cuff Mate's funniest series!

Bisous,
Lee

"I love California. I grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle

"My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me? I'm tan, I guess." - Mariah Carey

"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." - David Beckham

"Off the cuff..." (Part 1)

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a national spokesperson for the federal anti-smoking campaign

It happens to the best of us...
You get caught off-guard. Backed into that proverbial "corner" -- forced to say something. So you come "off the cuff"...and end up wondering, "What was I thinking???" You weren't. *sighs* C'est la vie! And it sure is funny sometimes...

Bisous,
Lee

"You guys, line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Patterson, Florida State football coach

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Dan Quayle, former Vice President of the United States