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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

"Off the cuff..." (Part 2)

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --- Mariah Carey

Enjoy this week's installment of Cuff Mate's funniest series!


P.S. Word to the wise: When forced to speak "off the cuff"...have a Twix instead.

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC


  1. Good Lord! My very fav was the first. Those dead kids are just too skinny!

  2. What a great blog! And how funny is this post, LOL; some people say the funniest things without even knowing it. Thx for stopping by my blog :) -ashley

  3. LOL, yeah. Those people have to be famous/higher up because there's no way they could hold a job that required them to think for themselves. :oP

    LOVE the CUFFS!!